A Man Asked The Farmer Why He Was getting Drunk So Early. When You Hear Why, You Won’t STOP LAUGHING!

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat […]

A Man Asked The Farmer Why He Was getting Drunk So Early. When You Hear Why, You Won’t STOP LAUGHING!

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat […]

She Got Divorced 10 Times. But The Reason Why IS Going To Be Different With He New Husband… OH DEAR!

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great […]

A husband went to the sheriffs department to report his wife missing. But When He Started Answering Questions… OH DEAR!!

A husband went to the sheriffs department to report his wife missing. Husband: My wife is missing she went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure a little over five foot tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know, not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? […]