How to Make your Kids Feel Like The Royal Family

Because why should Will and Kate’s spawn get to have all the fun??

1. The crown goes without saying.
1. The crown goes without saying.
2. As does the wine-glass-Mason-jar-bottle of his or her wildest dreams.
2. As does the wine-glass-Mason-jar-bottle of his or her wildest dreams.
3. Before the little one’s arrival, make sure you’re prepared.
3. Before the little one’s arrival, make sure you’re prepared.
4. Every prince or princess needs a castle.
4. Every prince or princess needs a castle.
5. And a ridiculously high-tech stroller.
5. And a ridiculously high-tech stroller.
6. Or this Porsche model.
6. Or this Porsche model.
7. Or your average everyday projector-and-speakers version.
7. Or your average everyday projector-and-speakers version.
8. Warn the ladies of court what’s to come.
8. Warn the ladies of court what’s to come.
9. Invest in a Burberry diaper cake.
9. Invest in a Burberry diaper cake.
10. Or a truth-telling pillow.
10. Or a truth-telling pillow.