Owen took his blind date to the carnival.
“What would you like to do first, Jane?” asked Owen.
“I want to get weighed,” she admitted.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Owen again asked Jane what she would like to do.
“I want to get weighed,” she repeated. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Owen lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. “I want to get weighed,” she said once again. By this time, Owen figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How’d it go?” Jane responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”
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